Tuesday 15 May 2018

Nettleham 4 v Queen Athletic 2 - Jock Mitchell Memorial Trophy Final

Tuesday 15th May 2018
Jock Mitchell Memorial Trophy
Lincoln & District Sunday Football League Cup Final
at Lincoln Moorlands Railway Athletic FC
NettlehamFC (1) 4
John Marklew OG 45
Bryan Skayman 48
Chris O'Mahoney 76
Joe Simpson 78
Queen Athletic (0) 2
Joel Sturgess 49
John Marklew 52
Admission £5, Programme 50p
This cup final was originally going to be played at Sincil Bank, the home of Lincoln City FC, but was switched to the Moorlands ground, a couple of weeks ago. However, I can't imagine that the Imps pitch would've been in any better condition than the one that tonight's game took place on... but I hasten to add, that isn't a slight on the surface at the League 2 play off hopeful's stadium, but a compliment to the ground-staff at the Newark Road venue.
By virtue of their win tonight, Nettleham completed the league and cup double, having already won Division 3 of the Lincoln & District Sunday League, by a five point margin over Birchwood United, while Queen Athletic finished in sixth place, some fifteen points behind tonight's opposition.
'Queen' made a lively start when Chris Moulds tried to lob Eddie Wilson from just inside the left hand edge his area, but although the ball comfortably cleared the reach of the Nettleham keeper, before dipping sharply, Moulds had got his angles all wrong and it landed harmlessly towards the far side of the six yard box. Nice idea though.
Jason Bristow's side tried to make in roads down the right flank, but found Matt Wilson, to be in a very determined mood, marshalling that particular route into his his team's area.
Many years I have travelled, over land and sea, in pursuit of the beautiful game, in all it's shapes, sizes, formats and a variety of differing standards, across a myriad spectrum of levels.
And the 'Nettles' left sided defender reminds me no end of a player that I have seen in action loads of times, in several corners of the globe, namely: the former England youth, under 21 and full international left back Kenny Sansom, who won 86 caps for the national side's first team between 1979 and 1988.
(M) Wilson's touch, ability to read the game, willingness to get forward, distribution skills and instinctive know how of when to commit himself to making a tackle (and when not to), is almost identical to that of the ex Crystal Palace, Arsenal, Newcastle United, QPR, Coventry City, Everton, Watford and Brentford etc. etc. model of consistency. Mind you, Sansom is now 59 years of age and more often than not as drunk as a lord, but I couldn't tell you what Matt's excuse is.
Lucky mascot Joe Skako leads out the Nettleham team
As the first half moved on, Nettleham began to create the lions share of chances, but a combination of frantic defending, profligate finishing and a decent shift from Danny Mountcastle, in the Athletic goal, saw several promising openings come to nothing.
Bryan Skayman won a corner out on the right and took it himself, but Simon Gould headed just wide when he met the ball with a looping header. He didn't do much wrong all night other than that though, and was probably the Nettles engine room that held everything else they did together.
Nick Cooper threaded a long pass through the opposition defence for Tom Parker to run onto, but Mouncastle advanced from his line and saved bravely at the number eleven's feet.
(M) Wilson stroked a well weighted pass down the left wing, that sent Parker away on a run towards the corner flag, but when he delivered his cross into the path of James Kerrigan, the striker was thwarted by a gust of wind billowing in his massive ears, making them behave like brakes,which allowed Mountcastle to get to the ball first.
I'm reliably informed that Kerrigan doesn't mind the 'banter' about his big tab holes, because they distract people from noticing how crap his hairstyle is.
Who needs enemies, with mates like James has got, eh!?
Kerrigan set up the next chance for Nettleham, hooking the ball forward for Skayman to chase,but Mountcastle responded quickly again and dealt with the impending danger. 
Matthew Bone was working hard for the 'Queen' side, spreading himself right across the middle of the park, putting a foot in when required, clearing the ball out of arms way and linking up with with his front men well; midway through the first half he was already a candidate for any man of the match award that might be going tonight.
Parker's left wing corner was flicked on by Kerrigan, but Neil Hewlett was well placed to get his head to the ball and another Nettleham attack broke down.
The Queen Athletic defence were buckling without actually breaking, while 'Nettles' attack, who should have comfortably been ahead by now, just weren't finding that all important final touch in front of Mountcastle's goal... which was clearly demonstrated, when Parker slid in, just inside the 'Queen' six yard box, with the goal at his mercy from Skayman's delivery, but was inches away from connecting with the ball.
Skayman broke forward on the right and a change of pace saw him get past Adam Foxon, but that man Mountcastle saved the day again, smothering the ball on the edge of his area. And moments later the overworked keeper was in the line of fire again, plucking a long free kick from Parker out of the air under pressure from Kerrigan.
With the game galloping along at a rare old pace towards half time, Nettleham finally breached the 'Queen' defence, when Liam Hutchinson arrived at the perfect moment to meet Parker's right wing corner with a thumping header, that crashed off of the left hand upright. The ball was half cleared but Skayman latched onto it and cut in from the left side of the area, before testing Mountcastle with a crisply struck half volley, that the keeper did well to turn round his left hand post at full stretch.
Parker curled the resulting corner to the back stick, where John Marklew held off two opposition players as he climbed to reach the ball first and powered a header into the roof of the net... past his own keeper. Whoops!
HT: Nettles 1 v Queen 0
Three minutes after the restart, Nick Cooper headed a Joel Sturgess cross away and Nettleham quickly moved forward, turning defence into attack, Hutchinson knocked the ball forward to Skayman, who was already twenty yards inside the opposition half, when he turned and sprinted forward until he reached Mountcastle near the penalty spot, where he changed direction and speed and his his momentum took him past the stranded keeper, before rolling the ball into the empty net.
So the cup favourites were now two goals ahead, in the second half and looking the fresher of the two sides... surely Nettleham already had one hand on the trophy now, or did they? 
Football is indeed 'a funny old game' and you can never, ever underestimate anybody or take a damn thing for granted... less than a minute after conceding a second, Athletic claimed a goal back, with an emphatic finish from the edge of the area from Joel Sturgess, who found a gap through a crowd of bodies.
And from their next attack, Queen Athletic were level, when Marklew won a header just inside the 'Nettles' area, with his back to goal, and craftily flicked the ball backwards, where it dipped just under the crossbar via (E) Wilson's outstretched fingertips. "You've redeemed yourself John!" shouted out one of his coaches as the teams shaped up to restart the game, but I noticed when I got home, that Adam Foxon has been credited with the goal on the FA website. So apologies to him if he got the final touch and I'm talking rubbish here, but from my vantage point it looked like John Marklew's goal... and I thought it was even more impressive than the one he got at the same end just before half time too.
(E) Wilson stood his ground when Stuart Spring picked out James Parkinson with a right wing delivery and saved the resulting close range header, before 'suggesting' that his teammates got themselves switched back on after going AWOL for a few minutes, immediately after their second goal.
Mountcastle made good catches to from wide balls into his area from both Skayman and Parker, with Kerringan and Chris O'Mahoney homing in.
O'Mahoney stopped Monk launching a long pass forward from the centre circle, when the ball hit him directly in his private parts, with a sickening thud.
Every man in the ground winced in an all knowing response to that sound, but then burst into spontaneous laughter too, because when it boils down to it, underneath our calm and caring exterior appearances, we're all horrible and sadistic swines really.
After seventy minutes, Matthew 'Boner' Bone was substituted to a round of appreciative applause for all of the effort he'd put in, beyond the call of duty... it was well deserved too. George Gartland, Bone's sidekick covered a lot of ground and was an integral part of his team's engine room too and is well worth watching, if any local non league clubs are looking for players. Just saying.
Parkinson sprinted towards the Nettleham goal, but Joe Simpson made a timely last ditch interception to prevent him getting his shot away... and Cooper moved in sharply to win the ball from Liam Grainger after Moulds and Parkinson had linked up well to get the ball back into the 'Nettles' goal area.
Skayman collected the ball out on the right flank, took his time waiting for O'Mahoney to make himself some space and planted an inch perfect cross to the feet of Nettleham's number ten, who took the ball down with one foot and buried it into the back of the net with the other, to put his side back in front again, in the seventy sixth minute.
Two minutes later Nettleham added a fourth goal, when Parker's left wing corner towards Hutchinson was only half cleared as far as the edge of the area and Simpson spanked the ball past Mountcastle.
The likelihood of Darren Giovannetti's side squandering a two goal lead for a second time, looked increasingly unlikely now, as some very tired looking players, on both sides, dragged their weary torsos through the closing stages of the game.
Mountcastle did well to deny Ash Murphy with a stop down at his feet, after Kerrigan had opened up the 'Queen' defence with a through ball... and though the crestfallen keeper got into a tangle on the edge of his area, he managed to recover and retrieve the ball with Skayman and Kerrigan both jostling for possession.
Skayman's long range shot, kept the ball down the desired end of the pitch, if nothing else, as full time approached.
Nettleham had been the best side on the night and were worthy winners, but on the strength of his input to this cup final, Mountcastle didn't deserve to be on the wrong end of a thrashing.
As the game ran over into stoppage time, Parker missed a sitter, but I reckon that he can be forgiven for that, in lieu of the massive part that he had played his team's victorious finale to their successful season.
So well played Queen Athletic who had bust a gut to stay in this game and deserve a share of the plaudits and congratulations to Nettleham on winning a league and cup double.
FT: Nettleham 4 v Queen Athletic 2
Apologies to anybody who didn't get a mention in tonight's report, but I am still at a very rudimentary stage, when it comes to recognising Lincoln area Sunday League players.
I was asked what I thought about the referee and match officials at this level... and it needs to be said that they must have had a good game, because I didn't really notice any of them as they kept this high tempo game flowing and well under control, sans any unnecessary stoppages. So let's all give praise where it is due to: Mike Redgrift, Danny Topliss and Flick Levett, along with their fourth official Steve Fisher.